almost but not quite entirely unlike tea

apiphile:

Lifehacks: 10 Tips To Make Life Easier

1. Pump up the volume by placing your iPhone & iPod
 in a bowl - the concave shape amplifies the music.
2. Bake cupcakes directly in ice-cream cones, so
 much more fun and easier to eat.
3. Freeze Aloe Vera in ice-cube trays for soothing
 sunburn relief.
4. Stop cut apples browning in your child’s lunch box
 by securing with a rubber band.
5. Turn your muffin pan upside down, bake cookie-dough
 over the top and you have cookie bowls for ice-cream.
6. Store bed linen sets
 inside one of their own pillowcases mean no more hunting through piles for a match.
7. Pack shoes inside shower caps to stop dirty
 soles rubbing on your clothes - you can find them for free in just about every hotel.
8. Baby powder
 gets sand off your skin easily - add it to your beach bag for a quick clean up!
9. Find tiny lost items like earrings by putting a
 stocking over the vacuum hose.
10. Make an instant cupcake carrier by cutting
 crosses into a box lid.

Man these are so cool but so irrelevant to my existence in really embarrassing ways.

1. Don’t have an iPhone. Do have speakers with a 35mm jack.
2. Okay that sounds really cool. Except I cannot bake.
3. I like sunburn. YES I KNOW THAT’S FREAKISH. It doesn’t change the fact that I enjoy the sensation of being sunburnt STOP JUDGING ME
4. What children
5. I don’t have a muffin pan. :( Or … I think we have a baking tray. One.
6. I don’t own any matching bedlinen, seriously.
7. I also don’t take more than one pair of shoes on holiday, generally.
8. Okay this is hella useful.
9. Jesus christ have you seen the state of my flat once something touches the floor it is LOST TO MANKIND FOREVER.
10. why … would I need to do that … ever

Re: 10, because you are rose?