almost but not quite entirely unlike tea: Archive

Dec 29th

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neonloneliness: booyahgrandmere: Haha, people are reblogging the apple quote and saying I’m slut-shaming. You guys are stupid. I AM A SLUTTY APPLE, OKAY? You should all be slutty apples. The apples at the top of the tree only like missionary position and probably wear makeup and socks in bed. people aren’t taking you seriously with that quote, surely?? actually, people are ridiculous. so,...

Dec 29th

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Next Year

Next year I will try to be a better person. Because it takes the clout of an important date to make me move off my arse.

Dec 27th

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“The best moments in reading are when you come across something — a thought, a...”

– The History Boys (via fyi-foreveryouandi)

Dec 27th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 26th

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Dec 24th

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Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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Watch

Pronunciation Meme, with added Cat PRONUNCIATION MEME ▊ Your name and/or username ▊ Where you’re from ▊ The words “roof”, “aunt”, “direction”, and “naturally” ▊ Your favorite song ▊ Your favorite character ▊ A word in a different language From apiphile. Apologies for the dark, i couldn’t be fucked moving.

Dec 23rd

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Dec 23rd

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derek's stupid reblogging thing: Education for... →

apiphile: Today I am going to kill something. Anything. I have had enough of being ignored and today I am going to play God. It is an ordinary day, a sort of grey with boredom stirring in the streets. I squash a fly against the window with my thumb. We did that at school. Shakespeare. It was in another… This poem was in my GCSE anthology, it was the only one I really liked.

Dec 23rd